why I hate shopping

I just got back from a run to Target. Buying things like toilet bowl cleaner and a shower liner were easy tasks, but when it came to finding the object that made me decide on Target over Meijer or some other store in the first place, it was a pain in the neck. I store my makeup on my bathroom sink in a cute little plastic bag thing that is suspended on little metal feet. Problem is, metal in a bathroom rusts and stains things. On a side note, why do so many things intended to go in the bathroom on your sink or tub contain metal? I wanted to replace this little storage creature with some solid plastic cube in a pretty color or pattern, and I figured Target would be the place to find such a box because they generally have cute apartment-decorating things.

I first checked their make-up section but all I found there in terms of storage were cloth bags with zippers or lidded metal+plastic boxes. I don’t want my makeup tucked away under a lid, nor do I want cloth or metal anything on my sink. I moved on to their bathroom section and found storage for the shower, intended to hold shampoo bottles. I continued my search in the storage section, finding a lot of plastic crates that were way too big and full of holes. Some exuberant clerk tried to help me find something and we eventually ended up in the kitchen storage area where he suggested a Rubbermaid food container and I could just remove the lid. Problem there is those things are clear plastic and I wanted something more decorative. I figured I’d go to Bed Bath and Beyond to try my luck there, when I glanced across the aisle into the toy department. They had their summer toys on display along with beach paraphernalia, which included sand buckets. My brain-hamsters kicked into full gear and I wandered over. I found a tiny blue sand bucket with an orange handle, solid plastic, no holes, and the perfect size for my makeup collection:

bucket o' makeup

I would have preferred different colors, like maybe lime green and purple, or pink and brown, but I can deal with the colors since everything else was spot-on what I needed. Children’s beach toys FTW!

But that’s not why I hate shopping. Why I hate shopping is because of two things: 1) clothes are annoyingly not sized to my body and 2) toddlers piss me off.

First the clothes. I browsed some of the shirts and summery cargo pants and found the whole process frustrating. With the shirts, a plain solid-colored shirt was labeled as “fitted” so it was slim-fitting, which is meh but I can take it, but it was also thin, so it hugged my stomach and clearly showed my belly button. That’s just weird to me unless I’m specifically going for the belly-delineating look. So I went up to a large size to counteract the fittedness and moved on to polo shirts. I tried on a medium and it engulfed me since it was marked as “relaxed” fitting. Whatever, so I bought a small and it suited me nicely. It was a good length, too; I have a longish torso and often have problems with shirts showing my midriff when they’re supposed to cover it. So I ended up with a small and a large from the same brand because of relaxed/fitted style differences.

The pants I tried on, all in my jean size mind you, all looked horrible on me. They were the thin cargo-pant style with slanted hip pockets and a low rise, and from what I could tell, they were all designed for men because there was no room whatsoever for your butt. When I got them on, the waistband at the back was way low because of my ass occupying space, and the waistband in the front was where it should normally sit. Because I do have a butt, though, and all the pant real estate was spent on containing said butt, there was this odd shift such that the crotch was way up; that’s just as uncomfortable for women as I would wager it is for men. So, no pants. I will try my luck elsewhere, perhaps at Old Navy where I usually end up buying my jeans. I hear tell that clothes designed for black women would suit me great, since the pants are intentionally curvy, but anytime I’ve checked out such brands or stores, their prices are higher than I want to pay. :(

As for toddlers and why they bug me, the entire time I was there, wandering throughout the whole store, there was some squalling kid within ten yards of me. I don’t know if motherly instincts don’t kick in until you’re actually about to pop, but I detest screeching toddlers. I hastily went about trying to find whatever item on my list I needed, just so I could sooner GET. AWAY. FROM. THAT. NOISE. Maybe babies are like cats or stray dogs: once one starts hollering, all the others have to join in. I know it wasn’t the same child the whole time because at one point I saw some little girl go running down the aisle, blubbering and presumably chasing a parent. Protip: if they see you start to run, you’ll never make your getaway; maybe you could stash them in a bin somewhere while you try to escape? Anyway, a few minutes later when I changed aisles, there was some small boy also wailing just outside my aisle. I guess the makeup section, halfway across the store from the baby section, is also a popular haunt for young mothers and their progeny. I text-messaged Jon when I left saying that I managed to leave Target without committing any acts of infanticide.

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new haircut, Alejandro by Ace of Base?

I got a haircut today:

haircut

Nothing fancy, I just got the ends trimmed, some layers cut in, bulk razored out of the back, and it’s angled slightly toward my face in the front. The stylist was friendly and gave me a 20% student discount which they apparently have every Monday-Thursday. Despite going to this stylist regularly for the past couple of years, I never knew this; learn something new every day.

I’ve recently started hearing Lady Gaga’s Alejandro on the radio and the first couple of times, I thought it was an old Ace of Base song I’d missed. Seriously, the backing music sounds a lot like an Ace of Base song. Even her voice, like when she sings “she’s just a baby”, sounds like Ace of Base. Anyone else get that impression? Edit: it’s not just me.

I had a requirements engineering test yesterday that went decently. It wasn’t as easy as the first one, which I aced, but I think I probably pulled a B out of this one. I need to write up some project statement for my usability class for tomorrow, which means I probably need to read through some of my sources to find which ones support my web design plans. My project will consist of overhauling the navigation and organization of the front page of a public transit system’s web site.

I saw a couple of crazies today while driving (well really, what day do I not see some crazy-ass drivers?). The first was when I was driving home from work. Some huge black SUV with dark tinted windows decided to pull out from a side street; cut across two lanes of oncoming traffic, including my own lane; and get into the far lane. Well, he apparently didn’t notice me driving along and made it fully into the lane next to me before slamming on his brakes as I slammed on mine. We ended up forming a right angle with the front of our cars. I honked the horn and drove on. The second bit of crazy driving I saw while coming back from the salon. I was in the furthest left lane that wasn’t a turn lane, and some lady was in front of me. We were stopped at a red light with traffic all around when she decided to drive forward into the intersection, then hastily turn right, cutting in front of all the cars beside us in the other lanes in our direction. She drove onto the intersecting street and hastily whipped into the gas station on the left, and I saw sparks fly up from under her car where she scraped the asphalt as she pulled into the parking lot.

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everyone has a different name for these flowers

It seems like people have a different name for this flower depending on where they’re from:

It’s almost like what you call Coke/pop/soda/carbonated beverages. I grew up calling them Easter flowers while a friend in my hometown called them March lilies. That’s pretty much the same name with a slight difference. When I came to Lexington, another friend called them buttercups. I asked a friend earlier today, pointing out some of the flowers on campus, and he called them daffodils. What do you call them?

What do you call these flowers?

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TV update and Fat Princess tales

Well, I’ve upgraded my TV. I purchased last night the ViewSonic VT2430 24-Inch 1080p LCD HDTV from Amazon and they emailed me this morning saying it shipped. I’m surprised; I chose Free Super Saver Shipping and figured it wouldn’t ship for a couple of days and then take a while to get here, but the delivery estimate is tomorrow. I doubt I’ll be home when the UPS guy comes, I never am, but I’m used to picking up packages and for a TV I don’t really mind. If I have to go pick it up, it’ll be a more worthwhile trip to me than if I have to pick up some small item that I wouldn’t have minded being left on my doorstep.

I planned on donating my 25″ RCA TruFlat SDTV (a giant CRT thing) to Goodwill, but then Mark’s mom on Facebook inquired about it. I checked the Salvation Army’s valuation guide and estimated my TV might be worth a $100 write-off, so I offered to sell it to her for that. She’s not interested, and I don’t blame her since HDTV’s are getting so cheap. Seriously, the new LCD HDTV I just bought was $258.99 and, about two years ago when I bought my current SDTV, I paid $258 for it! Anyway, she informed me that Goodwill no longer accepts TV donations but apparently the Salvation Army does, which is good to know before I went tracking down a nearby Goodwill.

In other news, I’ve been playing Fat Princess on the PS3 like a fiend; I’m currently at the rank of Ensign. Some of my best moments include:

Reign of terror
I was an upgraded Worker and had a Priest teammate following me around. We got in a highly contested Outpost and he kept me healed while I chucked bombs down at all the enemies below. We had a reign of terror that lasted for some time and garnered some serious points. We eventually got killed but I went back later with another Priest, perhaps the same one, and did it again. Anytime the Priest needed healing, he’d switch to the Dark Priest to suck life out of enemies, and I’d just jump out and run back into the Outpost to heal myself.
I just want to be a lumberjack
The game had just started and I was a Worker, chopping trees all by myself in Black Forest. Suddenly, some enemy goes running past me carrying his princess. I was like “oh shit!” and started chasing him down. Of course the Worker wasn’t upgraded because we were so poor resource-wise, so I just hacked and slashed at him with my axe. I had to chase him down into the water but eventually killed him. I grabbed the princess and started running/swimming back to our castle. My enemies were chasing me down, a few Warriors taking slashes at me, and I got down to the tiniest little heart but managed to make it to one of our Outposts. I popped in the Outpost, still carrying the prisoner princess, and then came one of our Priests, healing me up fully. I hopped out, carried the princess to our dungeon, and got 50 points. I think it was an entirely different game, but the same thing happened again. The lowly axe-carrying Worker saves the day!
Staving off defeat
I can’t remember the map but it was set up such that a little cliff was above each castle. I ran to the cliff over my enemy’s castle while I was an upgraded Worker. I just hung out up there, chucking bombs down into the castle below, right where their princess was sitting on the thrown. When archers would shoot at me, I’d back up until they couldn’t reach me and still chuck bombs. I know, I know, I’m a camper. Anyway, my teammates would run up beside me and hop down to steal the princess, but the timer was going because they also had our princess in their dungeon. Whenever the timer was almost up and my teammates weren’t around, I would hop down and grab their princess, running off with her as far as I could get. Of course they always killed me before I made it out of the castle, but it was enough to decrease the timer until a flood of my teammates could make it and steal her more soundly. We eventually lost the match but I staved off the end for a while!
Hallelujah, it’s raining royalty
I was doing my thing as either a Worker or a Mage, I can’t remember, when suddenly our princess came flying down in front of me from a fight that had happened on the cliff above me. I was all “holy shit!” then grabbed the princess and started running for our castle. I had to cross the whole map since I had been right next to the enemy castle. I made it back to our castle and dumped her on our throne, getting I think 150 points for my trouble.
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dying motherboard?

I think my PC’s motherboard is dying. The other day while playing The Sims 3, my monitor suddenly displayed its “no signal” message and went to a black screen. I checked the cord plugged into the monitor as well as the end plugged into the computer, and both were firmly in place. I shrugged it off as the result of upgrading to the latest Sims patch since I often see complaints in forums about new patches for the game causing problems. I shut off my computer and left it alone.

Just now, I was going to boot into Windows to get the drivers for my Samsung Magnet so that I could transfer some files to it via its USB cable. I couldn’t even boot because my BIOS gave me its “keyboard error or no keyboard present” message and wouldn’t get past the loading screen. I tried plugging my new Microsoft keyboard into various USB ports to no avail. I even got out my old but still-working Targus keyboard but didn’t have any luck. I opened the computer case and jiggled all the connections I could think to jiggle, but I think perhaps the thing has just lived past its time. Ugh, this means I need to go searching on Newegg for another motherboard, probably a new case, and make sure everything will work with my video card and memory.

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