Why is the dude seated at the front of my graduate-level class picking his nose??

Put on ‘Sometimes’ by Britney Spears to hassle boyfriend. He counters with ‘The Great Southern Trendkill’ by Pantera. Touché, boyfriend.

Made a guy give up in Words with Friends today. He spelled ‘voided’, I added an ‘a’ and got triple word score. Muahaha.

Lovely day outside? EVERYONE COME TO KROGER.

Noooo brownies get out of my keyboard, you can’t even type.