Due to our neighbor, Jon and I frequently sing Topless Asian Man instead of Secret Agent Man.

Dist’d systems prof on Chandy-Lamport alg.: “Marker is sent. Marker will come. Marker will not stop.” My conclusion: marker = Terminator.

Jon just loves it when I sing Evacuate the Dancefloor and shake my butt at him while he plays Starcraft.

U2 coming on the radio is a sure way to send me scrambling for the controls.

I keep trying different ways of preparing Cream of Wheat. I will figure out how to make you tasty, dang it!