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Category Archives: Poetry
Really bad poetry
These poems are meant to be parodies of so much crappy, angst-ridden poetry I see out there.
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I Slipped in Munich
While you were elsewhere / Counting stones in the Andes
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Solitary
Pass five thousand faces / And none of them yours
The Futility of Intimidation
They're brought on in reason / Or fits of it, at least
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Breaking Up
While you supported and held holy / All the things required
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Dream Chroma
The napping ones lost their entertainment however / When pink and orange blurs stole the sky
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Fitting In