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Microsoft CEO loses it
Ballmer Throws a Chair at F*ing Google
Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft’s CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure… At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer [...]
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grapes and jeans
I was actually up pretty early (for me) this morning: 11:45 a.m. For the past few days I’ve been rolling out at 12:30 or later, which is bad because I need to be getting back on schedule for school. At least my earliest classes only start at 9.
My Gap order arrived today: [...]
Also posted in Daily life 2 Comments
simple photo gallery script
A very simple photo gallery tool. It displays a set of thumbnail images (made by you) and then each individual image when clicked.
Requirements
You need PHP support on your server. An easy way to test this is to stick <?php phpinfo(); ?> into a .php file, upload that file to your server, and load [...]
why I love my CMS
For many years (most of my web designing history, really), I maintained all my pages myself with only an HTML editor and scp for uploading. I saw many other sites that used tools like WordPress, MovableType, and Drupal to organize their pages but I never saw the benefit of such things for entire sites, [...]
neat code
One of the easiest ways to keep your code easy to update, read, and debug is to keep it neat. That means indentation, documentation, consistency, and logic need to be applied. These are basics in any programming class, and they are just as applicable with coding HTML as they are with C++ or [...]
steal my code!
I was just reading a review that said:
“So many webmaster/mistresses on the web are so afraid of having their code stolen. Does it really matter?” yes, I think it does matter. Particularly for people like myself who spend hours and hours perfecting cross-browser compatible layouts for the Internet. I don’t want my code stolen.
That prompted [...]
random quotes with PHP
So you want to display a randomly selected quote on your page, and you want to use PHP to do it. It’s dang simple, let me tell you.
Requirements
You need PHP support on your server. An easy way to test this is to stick <?php phpinfo(); ?> into a .php file, upload that file to [...]
more dynamic sites through PHP
A couple of reasons to use PHP in your site:
Separation of content from design–when you want to change the look of your page, you can update a few files and every page of your content will be updated with those changes.
You have more power than if you used some language such as JavaScript, because it [...]
geeky pager
This is one of the niftiest things I’ve seen in a while. Gotta love that it’s running on a Debian system, too.
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