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Thanksgiving and a koala
Two other forwards from Jess:
Thanksgiving Turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed some other supplies for the family gathering, and asked my sister to get them for [...]
drug dealers
Another Jessica special:
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge. The Judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend [...]
apples v. cookies
Jessica sent this to me in an email and I got a kick out of it:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note and posted it on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God [...]
little old lady in the hedge
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, saying, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills [...]
moth chasing
Jessica and I just had some interaction with a moth that was hanging on the light above my bed. Here’s the gist of how it went:
Jessica: There’s a moth above your bed.
me: I’ll catch it.
Jessica: Oi, it’ll eat your FACE!
me: It will not. Come here, mothy mothy mothy!
Jessica: [...]
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I catch on quickly
For those of you who don’t know, Trin is studying abroad in Germany.
(11:39:29) Sarah: do you have to use German daily?
(11:39:38) Trinity: what do you think?????
(11:39:57) Sarah: well i don’t know! lol.
(11:40:05) Sarah: i guess that was a dumb question. :D
(11:40:07) Trinity: yes, damnit!
man boobs and Chicago
So I totally got felt up by a three-year-old last night. I was hanging out at Todd[1] and Kelly’s with Eric, Brent, and Todd, and we were all standing around about to go get ice cream when Artemus, Kelly and Todd[1]’s child, came up to me and tucked his fingers into the waistband of [...]
my roomies aren’t druggies, I swear
I was hanging out with Todd[1], Todd, Brent, Kelly, and Eric last night at Todd[1]’s house when the subject of Vicodin came up somehow, I think from a TV ad. Well, I piped in that oh, Ashlee and Jess had tried that at work, and I got a reaction from everyone. “What, are [...]
photos of Todd and I, Marvel superhero