Category Archives: Funny

Oh, the comedy!

Todd’s teasing

Todd knows me well. He just commented casually, as we sit here surfing the net on our respective laptops, “You know what I just don’t care about?” “What?” “Web standards.” Naturally this got me to sloooowly turn my head, jaw set in an annoyed line as I prepared to give him a tongue lashing, and then he [...]
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Rails jobs and yoga

I got very tickled today when I received not one but two emails from two different people, saying they’d seen my profile in two different Ruby/Rails sites and wanted to know if I would be interested in a programming job. I had to turn them both down, saying I’m currently trying to finish my [...]
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mouse in the dishwasher

Never a dull moment back at my parents’ house, apparently. Mom wrote me an email just now saying that last night when she opened the dishwasher, a little mouse was staring back at her from the silverware holder. Now how on earth a mouse got into the dishwasher, I don’t know, but there [...]
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fat cat photo

Oh God, I love it: 23″ weighst photo of cat from I Can Has Cheezburger?. Sigh, if only my “weighst” could be as small as that cat’s. Someone needs to put that thing on a diet. Thanks for the link, Todd.
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a bloomin’ onion and a sore nose

The girls and I had a good time last night. We waited for almost an hour to get into the restaurant because it’s one of the few places around town where you can get a good meal cheap. We ordered a bloomin’ onion as an appetizer and I am about to find out [...]
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don’t give ‘im the stick!

I have finished my last class of the semester! Now I’ve just got finals to look forward to next week, and they’re distributed pretty evenly, too. I’ve got one Monday, one Tuesday, and two Thursday, so I’ve spaced out my studying plans appropriately. It sucks that my hardest final, microcomputer organization, will [...]
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FedExSux article

Dreamhost is reporting outages, which would explain 3till7.net not loading a few minutes ago and Bentley being unable to access it the other day. Here’s hoping it stays fixed. In other news, though, Dad sent me an email pointing me to an article he’d written about FedEx’s crappy service back in 2003 and [...]
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Reaper Man quote

I’m at my parents’ house for Christmas break and I went and left Enchantment by Orson Scott Card in Lexington. So, I looked around my dad’s book collection this morning for another novel to read on while I’m here, and came across Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett, a book which I’ve read before and [...]
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cracker flippin’

So I was buttering a cracker when all hell broke loose. Bentley, Todd, and I went out to Ramsey’s tonight, and our meal caused Bentley to note that he should wear safety goggles around me while I eat. While buttering, I managed to flip the cracker through the air and onto the ground. [...]
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laundry battle and crab upgrade

I just had a funny moment with Todd. He was playing some racing game on the 360 and I sat down beside him, snuggling up to his arm. I apparently blocked his vision a bit, so he warned me not to. Well, you can’t tell me that and not expect a reaction; [...]
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