Category Archives: Funny

Oh, the comedy!

big-blue-man date

I was walking with Mark to our cars after class today and he told me about his plans for a date he has this Saturday. We go to cross the street and a couple girls walk in front of us, cutting us off. Mark, unperturbed by other matter occupying a space in which [...]
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food storage and wife beaters

These are a couple of funny stories that I don’t think I’ve shared on here before, involving Jon and me: Are you saving that for later? Jon and I were sitting on my couch, each with a helping of some of my home-made cheesecake and peach ice cream (real calorie-counters, us). While we were eating, I [...]
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car jankometer

While driving back from Taco Bell the other day (tangent: we both wanted Thai food but the particular Thai restaurant at which I wanted to eat was closed for the next week, so we ended up going to the obvious alternative of Taco Bell–mm, gorditas), Jon and I got into a discussion about which [...]
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graduate school, Rails, and the squealing loo

Pfhew, excitement! First things first, I applied to UK’s graduate school yesterday. Yes, I know, I’m crazy! I’m going to get my Master’s in computer science because I enjoy having $22,000 in debt already from student loans and I think my life would be more complete if I added another $10,000 or [...]
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cat v. dog diaries

My mom sent me the following in an email. I remember reading the cat’s account of life before somewhere online, but I’ve never seen the dog’s account, nor have I seen the two paired together. I love the difference between them. Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am [...]
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duct tape is not a valid car part alternative

Long time no see! I’ve been preoccupied with car trouble and project deadlines for school. With my car, the Check Engine light came on maybe two weeks ago, but it still drove okay for a while. I checked the fluids, which is about all I know how to do save change a [...]
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the romantic couple

Yesterday was mine and Todd’s two-year anniversary, which we only just now remembered when he called me to wish me a happy belated anniversary. Did we do anything on our anniversary? Well, he drank bourbon and we both had pizza–does that count as romantic? We did sit side-by-side on my loveseat and [...]
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there goes the neighborhood

I was startled just now into pausing my music because, out of nowhere, I heard shouting and cursing outside. Some guy was yelling, “Strike me down right now, motherfucker! Fuck you, God! And Jesus, too!” …Wow. I can’t imagine what must’ve happened to the fellow to cause such anger at [...]
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“Gay Love” by Derek and the Dominos

I just heard a story from my brother that had me cracking up. You’ll need to be familiar with the song “Layla” by Derek and the Dominos to really get what’s funny, though. So my brother and his friend were hanging out, listening to some music, when “Layla” came on. My brother’s [...]
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ugly boots

Like Sara, I have to comment on some boots I saw today while eating lunch with friends. Jess and I were getting some pasta when I noticed the boots on some girl in line. They were white and gray checkered, fuzzy, and had two pink tassley ball things dangling from the top. [...]
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