overrated vampires
- Monday, September 1st, 2008 at 3:26 PM
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*snort* This just made me laugh aloud:
Why do mortal women always have to fall in love with sexy, brooding vampires? Why can’t they fall for a nice yeti who will make a good husband and a solid provider?
— He’s So Tormented! Quick, Fetch My Fainting Chaise So That I May Gracefully Lose Consciousness
My dad was asking me what the big deal is with vampires the other day when we were flipping through channels and found some ad for another vampire show. Beats the flip out of me; have you ever sucked on a cut finger? That stuff’s nasty! What is the appeal there? Of course, I was all about vampires myself in high school when I got into Anne Rice’s and Laurell K Hamilton’s books. I can’t seem to bring myself near the Twilight series these days, though, because it just sounds so cliché and cheesy. How many vampire romance plots are there these days? Now ’scuse me while I go make my Sim into a vampire witch (just got Apartment Life)…
ah holy shit I know.
I look at my friends giggling and just be thankful that I got over the “oh my god hot vampire” phase in middle school. I can’t wait until she looks back on this time in shame…