I returned from a visit to my parents’ house two days ago and I bring wonderful news: the “tomcat” that miraculously had kittens brought them out the first night I was home. Mom came in to tell me and Dad that she heard meowing near the attic of the shed where they were kept and, sure enough, when Dad and I came out there were little babies scattered across the ground by the shed, mewing. We rounded them up and put them in a box with some clean rags, but there was still one missing. We heard him mewing from the attic but any time we tried to reach in, he’d hide again. Finally, as we loved on the others, he came out and commenced to yowling because he was stranded on a board propped against the side of the shed. Dad lifted him down and all four kittens were reunited. We left them in the box next to the shed for the mom to do with as she pleased, even though it worried me to leave them.
Next morning, the mama was on the porch and one baby was under the porch, but the others were nowhere in sight. I carried around the one baby, loving on him, and eventually put him with his mother on the porch. I looked around the shed but couldn’t find any of the others, so I worried that they were gone. I went in to watch a movie, trying to distract myself from the idea that all the other babies were gone for good, but Mom came and got me later: the three other kitties were now by the porch! I s’pose the mama led them over in her own time. I went out and rounded up two of them to put with the other on the porch, but the elusive fourth kitten was still gone. Mom and I heard him calling every so often but couldn’t locate him. Mom said our golden retriever, Goldy (I’m so creative), had came ’round and scattered the three on the ground. I doubt she meant any harm; she’s mostly just inquisitive and sniffy with new animals that we take a shine to.
Dad joined the hunt for the fourth kitten later and we eventually determined that he was hiding under the foot of the wooden ramp leading up to the porch. He was so far underneath it that we couldn’t reach back there and grab him, so Dad started to take up one of the ramp’s boards. The drill scared the kitten forward, further out from under the ramp. I suggested he just do something to scare the kitten completely out, and give up the board removal. I had my head buried under the ramp, watching the kitten’s progress, when suddenly green light started flaring along with smoke and hissing. The kitten high-tailed it out from under the ramp, I ran and scooped him up, and that’s when I noticed Dad had lit a firework at the base of the ramp. That’s one way of inspiring a kitten to move…
So, the happy family was reunited amongst some rags on the porch. They’re sheltered behind a large aquarium and some plant shelves so the other animals can’t easily get to them. The rest of my visit home, I would periodically go outside and cuddle a few kittens. They’re incredibly soft, though of course all kittens are, but these are extra soft; even their mother, a fully grown cat, is still downy feeling. They’re all dark gray with lighter stripes. Some are blacker than others, and one has brown spots on him. They each have stripes in the shape of an ‘M’ on the forehead. I took lots of photos but all with my dad’s camera, since I didn’t bring mine home, so I’m waiting on him to send them to me before I can post them online. Don’t worry, though, I’ll post them as soon as I get them. Everyone has to see the fuzzballs!
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Aww! Everyone seems to have kittens at the moment! I’m so jealous, lol!
LMFAO at your Dad lighting a firecracker to try and get the kitten out from underneath the porch’s ramp! No wonder it ran away, I’d have run pretty fast too! :O
I love your Dad’s method of kitten removal ;)
Can’t wait to see this pics. I’ve become rather kitten obsessed over the past few days – no surprise there of course!
Poor kitties will be traumatized for life.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW <3 <3 <3
I want to see photos so baddd <3
It was a “ground flower” — essentially a short, solid-fuel rocket with nozzles drilled in opposing sides at opposite ends so that, when lit, it spins on the ground. It burns through multiple colors and emits a lot of smoke, but no explosion (or “report” as it’s typically called on labels of such devices). The kitten failed to appreciate the beauty of the display.
The kittens are still on the deck but are about to banished from there for their lack of proper sanitary habits. (Banishment will likely be as effective as attempts to prevent the nightly stampedes of marauding miniature ducks from seeking tidbits from the dogs’ feeder dishes — nil).
Photos have been sent and should appear soon.