cracker flippin’

So I was buttering a cracker when all hell broke loose. Bentley, Todd, and I went out to Ramsey’s tonight, and our meal caused Bentley to note that he should wear safety goggles around me while I eat. While buttering, I managed to flip the cracker through the air and onto the ground. I bent down to look for it and noticed Todd was, too. I don’t know how, but I somehow jabbed him in the eye with my thumb. I felt really bad because, hey, I just poked my baby in the eye. Well, we go on with our meal and I didn’t injure anyone else, but I broke one cracker and flipped another, this one just face down onto the table. I think I was just putting too much pressure on them as I spread the butter.