Note: This was a dream of mine. I have this warning here because some visitors have thought my life had just gone to pot, when really they were only reading one of my crazy dreams. :)

I was at Kim’s house and it was a huge mansion. Four large stairways lead up from the four corners of her living room; each stairway lead to a different house. I lived in one of the houses.

Kim wanted to have Racheal over, so we went down the road (it was my road, farm, landscape, etcetera) to wait for her. It was summer and sunny out. Racheal came and we all stopped by the side of the road to eat honeysuckle. I fiddled with some mini-rafflesia blossoms that grew there. When we went back up the road to the house, we heard a car. We jumped into the roadside ditch, which was actually a Goody’s. There were little store booths all along the inside of the ditches.

It wasn’t a car coming, but a horde of students from school. They followed us back to Kim’s house, where they sat around in the living room. Pam (Kim’s mom) came home, glared at me, then fixed some microwave popcorn and talked on a cordless phone in the kitchen. When she hung up, she called Kim and me into the kitchen with her to talk. She told me any time I invited over people, I had to shampoo their carpet. Pam then ate some kind of corn snack, like rice cakes. I protested, saying Kim had wanted Racheal over, but they cut me off. Kim said she could just do the carpet for me.

We went back into the living room and got all the people out to have a run. I shouted, “Got to take our daily constitutional!”. I took off running down the road, flapping my arms like a bird. Some dogs got in my path and I kicked at them, yelling, “Get out of my way, you fucking bitch!” Stopping, I turned around and saw everyone still back at the house, all wearing black and staring at me. Kim wasn’t in black and she was standing in front of them all.

I suddenly staggered and fell back against a snow-covered fence (it was now winter, with snow everywhere). I said to myself sadly, “I blend in against this shit.”